PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In –Version 2.7 – Activated.

 

Mission – A Carbon Neutral Prize Draw

 

Location – A22 Main Road, next to the grass verge, pedalling..

 

ETA – BeoWorld Office, 8.27pm

 

Limo Status – In my driveway,going nowhere tonight.

 

Police Escort to BeoWorld HQ – Both Police Constables on their Mountain Bikes ready and waiting.

 

Draw Commences – 8.30pm

 

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PrizeDrawBot:

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In –Version 2.7 – Activated.

 

Mission – A Carbon Neutral PrizeDraw

 

Location – A22 Main Road, next to the grass verge, pedalling..

 

ETA – BeoWorld Office, 8.27pm

 

Limo Status – In my driveway,going nowhere tonight.

 

Police Escort to BeoWorld HQ –Both Police Constables on their Mountain Bikes ready and waiting.

 

Draw Commences – 8.30pm

 

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Can't wait - to laugh at the Polis that have to wear those daft "Police pedal bike" Helmets How can you exude an air of authority while wearing that!

PrizeDrawBot:

Mission – A Carbon Neutral Prize Draw

I wonder how much carbon is involved in making a steel robot!

Puncher:

Can't wait - to laugh at the Polis that have to wear those daft "Police pedal bike" Helmets How can you exude an air of authority while wearing that!

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Jandyt:

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Puncher:

Can't wait - to laugh at the Polis that have to wear those daft "Police pedal bike" Helmets How can you exude an air of authority while wearing that!

Sorry but I refuse to be arrested by someone without a proper helmet................"Fnarr! Fnarr!"

Tom:

Jandyt:

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I suspect he was far too quick for his own good

What are we all hoping to win tonight?
For me it's the Audi.

I would be happy with any of the prizes, because I have never won anything.

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In – Version 2.7 – Active.

Status – Still on A22, pedalling like mad so as not to be late – the traffic’s terrible!

Limo Status – Mechanics having a break, drinking Fair Trade Organic Green Tea (I hope..).

Police Escort Status – Constables seeing who can do the biggest wheelie, still waiting, and bored.

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Tom:

I would be happy with any of the prizes, because I have never won anything.

All you need is for someone you know to win something and then give it to you. That's even better, you don't even need to go to the bother of entering!

You'll need to get yer little, metallic digit out Botty!
Only 25 mins to go.

Jandyt:

PrizeDrawBot:

Mission – A Carbon Neutral Prize Draw

I wonder how much carbon is involved in making a steel robot!

Not very much Andy.  Assuming Prize Draw Bot is actually a high quality robot, the steel wouldn't have a ton of carbon, as too much carbon makes the steel brittle.  Hopefully there'd be some chromium in him though, which would make the steel stainless and he wouldn't have to worry as much about rusting, which I imagine would seriously hinder the prize draws.  I haven't actually met Prize Draw Bot though, so I can't attest to his build quality.  Judging from the picture in his avatar I suppose he looks decent though.

Austin 

Heavy traffic, eh... Better watch out, we need you in one piece, Botty!

camshaft:

Jandyt:

PrizeDrawBot:

Mission – A Carbon Neutral Prize Draw

I wonder how much carbon is involved in making a steel robot!

Not very much Andy.  Assuming Prize Draw Bot is actually a high quality robot, the steel wouldn't have a ton of carbon, as too much carbon makes the steel brittle.  Hopefully there'd be some chromium in him though, which would make the steel stainless and he wouldn't have to worry as much about rusting, which I imagine would seriously hinder the prize draws.  I haven't actually met Prize Draw Bot though, so I can't attest to his build quality.  Judging from the picture in his avatar I suppose he looks decent though.

Austin 

Nay Austin!!
Think of all the coyle that was burnt in the smelting process (up there in Lackenby)

camshaft:

Jandyt:

PrizeDrawBot:

Mission – A Carbon Neutral Prize Draw

I wonder how much carbon is involved in making a steel robot!

Not very much Andy.  Assuming Prize Draw Bot is actually a high quality robot, the steel wouldn't have a ton of carbon, as too much carbon makes the steel brittle.  Hopefully there'd be some chromium in him though, which would make the steel stainless and he wouldn't have to worry as much about rusting, which I imagine would seriously hinder the prize draws.  I haven't actually met Prize Draw Bot though, so I can't attest to his build quality.  Judging from the picture in his avatar I suppose he looks decent though.

Austin 

I assume you're neglecting the amount of Carbon used to excavate, smelt, forge, press and assemble PDB

Bit slow there Puncher!

This one is exciting!  Cool Beostuff!  By the way, if you put water on the little Audi, does it grow?

 

Jandyt:

Bit slow there Puncher!

It's 'coz I wait to see if they've actually finished posting before pitching in

It's quite a holiday resort, Lackenby! - quite close to the attractions of Wilton!

Yes, I apologize, I was only referring to the actual carbon in PDB.
 

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In – Version 2.7 – Active.

Status – Three streets away from the BeoWorld Offices, at last.

ETA – 5 minutes

Champagne Status – Replaced with Robozade

Chocolates – Replaced with Wholesome Organic Energy Bar (of Plutonium)

Cigar – In my backpack somewhere, crushed by the Robozade. Gutted.

Bot Status – Not quite sure about all this eco-friendly carbon-neutral lifestyle..

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I think the only good thing to come out of Lackenby, is the road to Redcar>

You are forgiven Austin.

7 mins to go, time for a fig!

PrizeDrawBot:

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In – Version 2.7 – Active.

Status – Three streets away from the BeoWorld Offices, at last.

ETA – 5 minutes

Champagne Status – Replaced with Robozade

Chocolates – Replaced with Wholesome Organic Energy Bar (of Plutonium)

Cigar – In my backpack somewhere, crushed by the Robozade. Gutted.

Bot Status – Not quite sure about all this eco-friendly carbon-neutral lifestyle..

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Stick to 4-Star Leaded  - you know you want to

Welcome all you lovely BeoWorlder’s – I’m here !!!!!!!!!

What a terrible journey that was.  My poor metallic backside is feeling rather delicate after all that cycling at top speed. Honestly, I’m walking like a cowboy with arthritis! (or should that be 'Cowbot')

All in the name of being eco-friendly this month though. All this Lear Jet, Helicopter and Limo Travel really isn’t keeping those icebergs cold for the polar bears. So, it was decided by Mrs Bot at Botty Towers that I should do a “Carbon Neutral Prize Draw” this month. So, here I am!

Anyway – my job tonight is to give away thousands of pounds worth of Bang & Olufsen goodies to you lovely people who have supported the whole operation by being Gold Members.

So, does anyone fancy a Prize?