I may have changed my mind!
I've had a trial run with this week's thread and copied together all of the posts with a "Halibut" reference.
It seems that it isn't as funny as it is in context, it lacks the refernces from the "quotes", I'd overlooked the fact that the posts can come in "out of sequence" and it took a good while to do! Anyhoo, here it is -
Re: I can't make Wednesday© ......................... my Halibut died.
BTW, I was having smoked halibut the other day. I hope it wasn't your old pet, Puncher!
mika
Smoked Halibut!! Disgusting!!
13 days now!
jandyt
Sshhh - don't mention smoking Halibut in front of Andy, they don't come in an electric version (of course he could try Eel without risk to his health)!
Puncher
would that be a congerette?
Jeff
How odd!
I was just about to *** you Puncher for using a capital E for eel, when I realised I had used a capital H for halibut.
Jandyt
Many years ago a friend was in a band that went by the name 'Tubilah Dog'. When I asked how they got the name, he explained it was 'God Halibut' backwards.
Simon
Wasn't "Tubilah Bells" a somewhat popular album by some wannabe prog-rock artist?
Mika
Halibut are greatly underrated both as pets and instruments!
Puncher
I used to fish for halibut with my granddad when I was a child. Nice memories.
Fridsten
Hey Fridsten - don't apologise, did you ever keep one as a pet?
Puncher
It's a little known fact but Halibut can be trained to speak (assuming of course that you can lip-read.........they have trouble with sign language)!
Puncher
Is this true?
I am frankly amazed!
Jandyt
I am perplexed by what a halibut would say, though. "Good evening, sir. Have you seen Luca Brasi?"
Mika
How weird is that ............ my Halibut who just died was called Frank His vocabulary was just at the stage whereby he could mouth simple sentences and we could have basic conversations about the day's events!
He certainly was amazing!
Puncher
*googles Halibut*
Luke
I'll let you guys into a little secret.
Many years ago, I had a 14 stone halibut in the back of my lorry.
This is absolutely true!
Jandyt
I think you're all being particularly insensitive!............ Frank's parents died a long time ago (in fish years) and so there'll be no members (or fillets) of his immediate family at his burial
Puncher
Reading all this stuff about Halibut and Frank I wonder if it is true that fish have a memory of only 5 seconds?
Beocool
Were you giving him a lift somewhere? Did he have much to say?
btw - we're giving Frank a Civil send off as, all of his life, he was particularly scared of the priest!
Puncher
That's only Goldfish!
Puncher
Talking about Goldfish:
I ate our neighbour’s goldfish when I was six. But I didn't chew it. Nobody noticed it for some ours, but later I had to admit that it was me. I had to buy a new one (and earn some money) and take care of it for a month.
Tom
Yes, this particular halibut had been caught by Spanish fishermen of the north coast of Scotland, and rather than sailing back to Ondarra with it, I was to truck it from Lochinver to Ondarra.
On the way down, we got quite pally, and it turned out that she was called Ginny and had come from a family of entertainers.
She had been a member of a troupe of dancing halibut called "Ginny the halibut and friends".
Their piece de resistance was dancing naked to Saint Saens Organ Concerto (Babe the pig theme tune).
Jandyt
- that reminds me of the old "Candid Camera" Goldfish joke! - a guy (in front of a hidden camera) would dip his hand into a tank of Goldfish and pull out (while wiggling it) a concealed sliver of Carrot and promptly eat it! Passers by were horrified
It has since been done many times but it is still funny every time you see the spectators faces!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92DPi1Idz3E
Puncher
I think I once saw them perform on Blackpool Central Pier!
Puncher
Did you really?
Ginny was the tall one in the middle.
Jandyt
I've just been going through Frank's things and came across this picture of his Dad's funeral
Puncher
D'ya know, Puncher. I'm sure I recognise him.
Ginny had some old photo's, I wonder.........
Jandyt
Evening Stonk - did you know Frank??
Puncher
Only briefly. It was a (in a) port in a storm
Stonk
I forgot to say - I'd like to dedicate my 5000th post to Frank - a true friend!
Puncher
What's bizarre?
Bass Giraffes, Lip-reading and naked dancing halibut!
It's Wednesday©
Jandyt
Sorry for the late reply. I had to get to bed early last night, since I have a cold coming. [:'(]
Sorry, no pets, we just killed them, fried them and ate them. Yummy! We went fishing for eel also. Smoked eel is good.
Fridsten (Thursday)