I'm selling a couple of items on eBay and am getting the strangest questions...
"hi its kevin,yesterday my ex-wife slipped in her high
heel shoes and broke her foot { i cant believe this woman} she do not
have medical insurance...so quess who had to help....right. yes,vintage
B-O items are great but the trick is to buy from people who know their
stuff and buy the best example possible...your auction fits this
situation..."
and......
"hallow there how u doin i hope ur fine list its k for £20
please"
The first one made me laugh but I don't even know what to say to the second guy! He's from Berkshire, UK.
Maybe I'm just getting old. 
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.