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ARCHIVED FORUM -- April 2007 to March 2012
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This is the first Archived Forum which was active between 17th April 2007 and
1st March February 2012
Latest post 07-05-2007 5:24 PM by Tom. 16 replies.
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07-04-2007 6:11 PM
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PrizeDrawBot
  - Joined on 07-04-2007
- Somewhere Secret
- Posts 1,015
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Hello BeoWorld members! My name is PrizeDrawBot, and i will be presenting the monthly Prize Draw from now on, as quite frankly that Lee bloke is rubbish! I was actually a prototype for the National Lottery, but was far too handsome and refused to be called 'Guinevere' or 'Lancelot' so they paid me off. I spent a year on the beaches of St Tropez, and lived in Monaco for a while, but i settled for living in a small castle in the UK to put my metallic feet up and sip Mobil 1 for the rest of my career. Dale Winton is jealous, but 'whatevuuuurrrrr'
I contacted Lee just after this months draw, when i highlighted that his attempt at witticism was as successful as trying to row a boat upstream with a pair of chopsticks, and put myself forward as the resident Prize Draw host. I am programmed to be funny, and failing to laugh at my jokes will result in me being decommissioned - so i'll thank you for the odd chuckle. I'll sign off for now, as Futurama is on, and Bender is my hero - so i'll see you all at the end of the month. Good Luck humans!
PrizeDrawBot
you wanna da prizes? I give a da prizes... Simples.
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Puncher
 
 - Joined on 03-27-2007
- Nr. Durham, NE England.
- Posts 9,588
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 PrizeDrawBot: Hello BeoWorld members! My name is PrizeDrawBot, and i will be presenting the monthly Prize Draw from now on, as quite frankly that Lee bloke is rubbish! I was actually a prototype for the National Lottery, but was far too handsome and refused to be called 'Guinevere' or 'Lancelot' so they paid me off. I spent a year on the beaches of St Tropez, and lived in Monaco for a while, but i settled for living in a small castle in the UK to put my metallic feet up and sip Mobil 1 for the rest of my career. Dale Winton is jealous, but 'whatevuuuurrrrr'
I contacted Lee just after this months draw, when i highlighted that his attempt at witticism was as successful as trying to row a boat upstream with a pair of chopsticks, and put myself forward as the resident Prize Draw host. I am programmed to be funny, and failing to laugh at my jokes will result in me being decommissioned - so i'll thank you for the odd chuckle. I'll sign off for now, as Futurama is on, and Bender is my hero - so i'll see you all at the end of the month. Good Luck humans!
PrizeDrawBot
Oooh .............. announcing yourself as funny has set a high barrier! Anything less than hilarious will now see you consigned to the crusher!!
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
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PrizeDrawBot
- Joined on 07-04-2007
- Somewhere Secret
- Posts 1,015
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Well, a 32ft tall sparkly footballer heading a luminescent pink sphere over the crossbar indicates that your choice of avatar is as funny as a lightning strike when i'm on charge.. 
you wanna da prizes? I give a da prizes... Simples.
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Emmanuel92
 
- Joined on 02-14-2007
- Paris
- Posts 2,032
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Welcome to you on the BeoWorld forum PrizeDrawBot,
Robots do it better !  Hope you will let me win many prizes !
Quoi de mieux qu'un BeoLab 2 ? 2 BeoLab 2 !
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Medogsfat
- Joined on 02-21-2007
- *Moderator* Leeds, Yorkshire
- Posts 4,045
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Welcome PrizeDrawBot, you don't happen to have a better looking cousin called Flexo or Dyson do you? Chris.
The use of metaphors should be avoided like the plague. They're like a red rag to a bull to me.
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PrizeDrawBot
- Joined on 07-04-2007
- Somewhere Secret
- Posts 1,015
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The cheek!  I was created in the image of Brad Pitt, but my creator didn't have time to add the final touches..
you wanna da prizes? I give a da prizes... Simples.
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Medogsfat
- Joined on 02-21-2007
- *Moderator* Leeds, Yorkshire
- Posts 4,045
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PrizeDrawBot: The cheek! I was created in the image of Brad Pitt, but my creator didn't have time to add the final touches..
Well my Robotic friend, you certainly do LOOK the Pitts Chris.
The use of metaphors should be avoided like the plague. They're like a red rag to a bull to me.
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Craig
- Joined on 03-29-2007
- Costa Del St Evenage
- Posts 4,855
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Medogsfat: PrizeDrawBot: The cheek! I was created in the image of Brad Pitt, but my creator didn't have time to add the final touches..
Well my Robotic friend, you certainly do LOOK the Pitts Chris.
Well thats two out of the Prize Draw. Craig
For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then
something happened which unleashed the power of our imagination. We
learned to talk and we learned to listen..
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Tom
 
- Joined on 04-16-2007
- Luxembourg
- Posts 3,175
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Hi PrizeDrawBot! You look like you escaped from the Transformers movie!
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach
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marcus_m
  - Joined on 04-16-2007
- Bavaria
- Posts 470
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jandyt: Hi PrizeDrawBot!
Welcome to the Forum.
May I say what a fine looking fellow you are. I think you and I are going to be very close.
Would you like to borrow £30 then you can upgrade to Gold?
Your bossom buddy Andy T.
You bootlicker ;-)
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Tom
- Joined on 04-16-2007
- Luxembourg
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marcus_m: jandyt: Hi PrizeDrawBot!
Welcome to the Forum.
May I say what a fine looking fellow you are. I think you and I are going to be very close.
Would you like to borrow £30 then you can upgrade to Gold?
Your bossom buddy Andy T.
You bootlicker ;-)
right marcus, give it to him, he has won enough! 
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach
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