I can see it all now:
Dr. Mentholatum: " Now, tell me again how this happened ? "
Lord Bling-Blind: " Oh, Rather ! You see I was just stepping out of the family Bentley whilst talking on my Serenata Limited Edition, when my Sloane Ranger patois slipped into something crunchy-like in my teeth. "
Dr. Mentolatum: " Yes, that explains all the broken teethl. But what concerns is how all those other stones lodged into all that deep earwax against your eardrum . . . ." Nurse Bosom, . . . we need to schedule an immediate surgery. "
( Patient faints, phone falls to floor, limited edition warranty voided thusly. )