evman140:

Everyone's breakin out the drinks fast!

I'm almost out of stock...

Not just yet for me. Jo is upstairs vaccuming. So Isobel has not got to bed yet. Once she is in bed, I might pour a White Russian or three.

Craig

tournedos:

OK, proper good evening to everyone now

I don't usually talk that much when I have a chance to shut up, so I don't suffer much of the problem that is our topic

Jandyt:

Evening Graha. 

Hey Beek put some great photo's of his travels on FB
Guess you and Puncher will never see them.

We don't see that many on Beoworld come to think of it.

Jandyt:

Thanks Mika!   What's wrong with the site?

Same as ever I believe Keith has found the cause for the posting problem but getting around it will need some work...

@bc, still haven't opened it! Waiting for colder weather

Congrats Craig!

I'll be posting another picture myself, here in a few days...

vikinger:

Jandyt:

Evening Graha. 

Hey Beek put some great photo's of his travels on FB
Guess you and Puncher will never see them.

We don't see that many on Beoworld come to think of it.

Just thought the same when I posted my pictures on FB...

I can't think of any particular time I completely footed... but did witness a brilliant one!

Over at the aunt's with cousins wandering about enjoying a nice summer afternoon.

Elder neighbor (EN) pops over who always had horrid eyesight.

Car arrives full of more expected cousins.

(EN) yells out: "My god Chucky -have you gotten fat"! (right in front of everyone)

...wasn't Chucky. It was Chucky's sister-in-law, Ann. She got back in the car and was driven home.

Hello All

I will skip the drinks tonight as im off to Spain from tomorrow to my fathers delight he wont have to listen to me for a week.

I am going to be on spanish measures of rum tomorrow and will be for a good week but ill be checking in as i need my daily dose of this site, and maybe just maybe something will drop off my sig lol.

As for foot in mouth i think i get myself into some trouble with that but nothing springs to mind right now

tournedos:

Jandyt:

Thanks Mika!   What's wrong with the site?

Same as ever I believe Keith has found the cause for the posting problem but getting around it will need some work...

@bc, still haven't opened it! Waiting for colder weather

You will make the most of it that way! Great!

Once, when i was younger - i was out with a group of friends in a crowded bar.  We'd all have a few pints and were on the prowl checking out the ladies when the singularly ugliest, worst dressed and (shall we say) largest girl in the club approached one of the guys with us and said a few words to him.  He smiled politely, said a few words back (i assumed to the tune of 'no thanks love' or something similar) - then thankfully off she wandered, looking quite offended.

To break the ice, i said to him "phew - got rid of THAT one nicely mate.. what a horror! You'd put a picture of her in your garden to keep the cats away" and started laughing.  

To which he replied 'err, that's my sister'

To which i thought he was joking - but he wasn't.  He called her back over to confirm her relationship to him (thankfully without my description) and then proceeded to tell me that she'd come over to ask to borrow some money from him, to which he'd said 'get lost' - hence the offended look.

I really don't think i've ever felt like taking off my shoe and placing it squarely in my mouth like that again..  In my own defence though, she did look like a zoo animal with a dress on.

Lee

Craig:

evman140:

Everyone's breakin out the drinks fast!

I'm almost out of stock...

Not just yet for me. Jo is upstairs vaccuming. So Isobel has not got to bed yet. Once she is in bed, I might pour a White Russian or three.

 

 

Craig

All the parents' bottles in the fridge are suspiciously low...

For you Jaff.

9 LEE:

Once, when i was younger - i was out with a group of friends in a crowded bar.  We'd all have a few pints and were on the prowl checking out the ladies when the singularly ugliest, worst dressed and (shall we say) largest girl in the club approached one of the guys with us and said a few words to him.  He smiled politely, said a few words back (i assumed to the tune of 'no thanks love' or something similar) - then thankfully off she wandered, looking quite offended.

To break the ice, i said to him "phew - got rid of THAT one nicely mate.. what a horror! You'd put a picture of her in your garden to keep the cats away" and started laughing.  

To which he replied 'err, that's my sister'

To which i thought he was joking - but he wasn't.  He called her back over to confirm her relationship to him (thankfully without my description) and then proceeded to tell me that she'd come over to ask to borrow some money from him, to which he'd said 'get lost' - hence the offended look.

I really don't think i've ever felt like taking off my shoe and placing it squarely in my mouth like that again..  In my own defence though, she did look like a zoo animal with a dress on.

Lee

Love it, I love it when this happens.

9 LEE:

Once, when i was younger - i was out with a group of friends in a crowded bar.  We'd all have a few pints and were on the prowl checking out the ladies when the singularly ugliest, worst dressed and (shall we say) largest girl in the club approached one of the guys with us and said a few words to him.  He smiled politely, said a few words back (i assumed to the tune of 'no thanks love' or something similar) - then thankfully off she wandered, looking quite offended.

To break the ice, i said to him "phew - got rid of THAT one nicely mate.. what a horror! You'd put a picture of her in your garden to keep the cats away" and started laughing.  

To which he replied 'err, that's my sister'

To which i thought he was joking - but he wasn't.  He called her back over to confirm her relationship to him (thankfully without my description) and then proceeded to tell me that she'd come over to ask to borrow some money from him, to which he'd said 'get lost' - hence the offended look.

I really don't think i've ever felt like taking off my shoe and placing it squarely in my mouth like that again..  In my own defence though, she did look like a zoo animal with a dress on.

Lee

Painful...

tournedos:

OK, proper good evening to everyone now

I don't usually talk that much when I have a chance to shut up, so I don't suffer much of the problem that is our topic

Talking of "foot in mouth" syndrome - I was telling a work colleague a week or so ago about how short a particular component was, and described it as "as short as Billy F***wit's trousers" (a chap renowned for his trousers flapping above his ankles - although he has remained oblivious for many years)..................... guess who was standing behind me at the time!!!

p.s.  Names changed to protect the innocent!

Just watching a news item about facebook. They are saying that individuals are putting too much onto the web. Employers routinely now check facebook before interviewing people. They say that people will have to change their names in the future to escape what they've posted!

Craig:

I might pour a White Russian or three.

Absolutely remarkable.

As I ran out of beer, wine, whisky, and vodski two nights ago...

I hit the "STUFF"!

Had three Kahlua and Soy Milks... first time I touched the STUFF in 20+ years!

Nice one Lee!

Sorry Jaff, was trying to post a picture of a Wheelie Bin, but it didn't work.

Vacuuming Craig, not Vaccuming. Are you coming on four wheels on Saturday?

Jandyt:

Sorry Jaff, was trying to post a picture of a Wheelie Bin, but it didn't work.

I was so close to going out to take a picture of mine!

vikinger:

They say that people will have to change their names in the future to escape what they've posted!

Well, that puts the kibosh on my plans to become a driving instructor.

vikinger:

Just watching a news item about facebook. They are saying that individuals are putting too much onto the web. Employers routinely now check facebook before interviewing people. They say that people will have to change their names in the future to escape what they've posted!

Well Graha, if people are stupid enough to put things on Facebook, that they wouldn't want people to see or hear, they deserve all they get!

burantek:

vikinger:

They say that people will have to change their names in the future to escape what they've posted!

Well, that puts the kibosh on my plans to become a driving instructor.

Some of us can only imagine what you might have posted!

Jandyt:

Nice one Lee!

Sorry Jaff, was trying to post a picture of a Wheelie Bin, but it didn't work.

Wheelie's brother -

burantek:

Craig:

I might pour a White Russian or three.

Absolutely remarkable.

As I ran out of beer, wine, whisky, and vodski two nights ago...

I hit the "STUFF"!

Had three Kahlua and Soy Milks... first time I touched the STUFF in 20+ years!

If anybody offered me Kahlua with Soy Milk I'd probably tell him to stuff it... unless everything else is finished.

@Lee, that was a good one

tournedos:

If anybody offered me Kahlua with Soy Milk I'd probably tell him to stuff it... unless everything else is finished.

The only other option at hand was Rose's Lime Juice... so yes, everything else was finished!