Blip, Blip, Beep.

Oh, and another Blip followed by a sort of buzzing sound.. you know, the one that sounds like they did in 1970's quiz shows when a contestant had the correct answer - except this one is a fraction of a second longer and slightly higher in tone.

We digress....

PrizeDrawBot log-in initialised (or if your stateside - 'initialized').

Prize Draw in one hour.  

Standby..

online and waiting, bring it on....good luck everyone.

About flipping time!

Hey Botty!   There are at least ten of us lurking on tonight's Wedthred©.  Bring it on Gort!

Looking forward to the prize draw, Botty!

Looking forward to it Botty. My first for a long time.

Craig

Oh Botty!   You have a whole Gaggle of Wedthredders!   Hope you are going to be entertaining!

This will be my first time in the draw? (i wonder if the draw bot gives in to first timers)

only joking 

good luck everyone.

mark

Good luck all! 

I will distribute Prizes fairly and evenly..

.. to those that massage my ego, laugh at my jokes and send bribes to 'Mr P. D. Bot, Botty Towers, B... (Lee just stopped me typing.. spoilsport)

A full thirty minutes before I start to scatter Prizes across the world faster than Santa in a Tardis..  We've got some utterly splendid things to give away if anyone would like them?

You would? Oh, okay - you can have them. On one condition... you're sitting comfortably, jaw slightly open, staring at this screen in 29 minutes time. That leaves you a minute to take a deep breath before the excitement begins.

So – you’ve got half an hour to get the jobs done…  Chop Chop 

We are all in the party mood Botty!

Jandyt:

We are all in the party mood Botty!

Yes, bring it on!

sat down with a 17yr single malt waiting (needed one after the day ive had!)

hope it wont put me to sleep dont want to miss the fun

mark

p.s was realy only joking before.

Sounds like a better plan than mine, just finished a Lemsip lol

a11mcr:

sat down with a 17yr single malt waiting (needed one after the day ive had!)

hope it wont put me to sleep dont want to miss the fun

mark

p.s was realy only joking before.

Tip : don't ever joke about demanding a prize - it's worked for jandyt......................TWICE!!!!!!!!!!

I had enough of them last week (manky)

Beowulf:

Sounds like a better plan than mine, just finished a Lemsip lol

Another tip ............. if you're feeling fluey, your Lemsip works much better with a large whisky tipped in it!

Puncher:

Beowulf:

Sounds like a better plan than mine, just finished a Lemsip lol

 

Another tip ............. if you're feeling fluey, your Lemsip works much better with a large whisky tipped in it!

just leave the lemsip out even better LOL

Mmmmm just for medicinal purposes  Thanks for the medical advice Puncher

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, shave your legs, wax your eyebrows, apply false nails, put on a dress - whatever floats your boat!! (if you need any tips for the last four items, please PM jandyt).

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  You probably are.. 

Ooh!  Cheeky Monkey!

Eee, I'm sat here with a 17 year old, drinking whiskey......

Only a few minutes now...

Jandyt:

Ooh!  Cheeky Monkey!

Eee, I'm sat here with a 17 year old, drinking whiskey......

Oi the whiskey is 17yr old

dont tell the wife!

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