PrizeDrawBot:
And finally!!!
1st Prize in the BeoWorld November 2009 Prize Draw... a beautiful object that will grace any room in your home.. unlike a Puncher in his underpants (so his wife tells Mrs PDB) 
Mrs PDB begged my wife for a picture of me in my undies! Armani pants are soooooooo old hat, Puncher's Pants are what the celebs are clamming for these days - a "used" pair of Puncher Pants can sell for a fortune on ebay!
It's all about how they cling in all the wrong places and the way the sags are meticulously designed to emphasis the knackered elastic waistband. They have to be handmade by the country's finest seamstress' and the pattern (like the recipe for Pepsi) is a closely guarded secret, unlikely ever to be replicated unless stolen and copied (As my wife says, "No one could even spill paint that shape")!
According to Cosmopolitan magazine they are "the" Christmas gift for your partner (apparently it's quite trendy for girls to wear them too although they may need the optional snake belt accessory).
The snidey, envious comments at the head of this post don't bother me of course, it's something Ljungberg, Beckham and I have discussed and laughed at - the insecure and self-conscious male ego will always strike out when threatened!
p.s. Congratulations to all of last night's winners
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