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Limo en route. ETA BeoWorld HQ - 30 Minutes.

Bleep.. and another Bleep for theatrical effect.

PDB

Perfect timing!  I'm ready in the States.

Just under half an hour til kick off – so put down those gardening implements / barbecue tongs / sun loungers / beer bottles / wine glasses !  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

I’m ready to strike the magic prize-making button and bestow goodies upon some lucky winners… BeoWorld is far too kind I tell you!!

So – you’ve got half an hour to get the jobs done… Hurry!

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, smoke a pre-emptive 'celebratory cigar' or just stand there in a state of panic.  If you can do them all simultaneously, you’re defeating the order of time and space – or you’re Keanu Reeves in ‘Matrix’.

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  Stay on this here internet webby site to find out your fortune!

Fifteen minutes, and we're off !!

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Reddy and waiting! Red-dy as have been out to Haydon Bridge in the GT6 and have sunburnt my neck - and waiting as I am trying to get my idiotic PC to work with my scanner!

Oh my Giddy Aunts!
I nearly missed it. Where on earth has this month gone?
Never mind, I'm here now!

Welcome, Lord Tulloch of Clitheroe  -  Master of all that is dual control, and keeper of the Puncher.

My circuits are extra-charged knowing you are here to assist

I too am Red-dy!
Up on my rooftop patio yesterday
Back, chest, tummy shins and, would you believe, scalp!
Car running good Peter?
Do you get affected by the sun Botty?

PrizeDrawBot:

Welcome, Lord Tulloch of Clitheroe  -  Master of all that is dual control, and keeper of the Puncher.

Steady on!!
On second thoughts, don't steady on, I quite like that!

Hey botty! Hi my freinds!

Ready for the draw?! I'm watching "Benjamin Button" with my wife as I am tiping this, but it will be over shortly...

Affected by the Sun?

I am made of the finest grade Stainless Steel.  I reflect it back and give the Sun sunburn !!!

No finer creation exists than me.  When i was created, my builder retired stating that such levels of perfection would never be repeated.  He was given a knighthood for his services to robot building and now lives in a castle just outside Skegness.

PDB

Evening Tom and Nikola!
What are you guys hoping to win tonight?

PrizeDrawBot:

Welcome, Lord Tulloch of Clitheroe  -  Master of all that is dual control, and keeper of the Puncher.

WOW

Good evening to all

And good luck to all

I think only PrizeBot and I are bronze members

Evening Andy, I've heard Pouncher got brown

PrizeDrawBot:

Welcome, Lord Tulloch of Clitheroe  -  Master of all that is dual control, and keeper of the Puncher.

Hahahah

Good evening @ all!

OMG!
NIKOLA!!!  Why are you just a bronzy????   What a numpty!

Evenin' Daniel Haven't spoken to you for a while, hope you are well.

I think Sunday evening is a perfectly convienient time for the prize draw!  It should be Sunday every Month!

Daniel Seiler:

Good evening @ all!

Hey Daniel! It's been some time since last time!?

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Prize?  

Oooh, it's time!

I'm having a bit of a problem with my posts, I seem to not have posted unless I refresh.
Better congratulate myself in advance, eh?

Wooo just in time, c'mon Beo5 !!

Hi!

Good Luck to All!!!!!!!