As a result of my musings on the thread "my first time". I thought I would start something off. Create your own beoterms. As a hint, anything you can stick bio in front of, you can probably also stick beo there too:

Here are a few to start people off

1. Beophysical

2. Beological

3. Beoplasma

4. Beocompatible

5. Beodegradeable

Lets see what people come up with.

Not wanting to mix my Beoterms and Beoposters up, but I was always fond of Dude1's 'Bangvision' and 'Bangsound' :)

You could write an Autobeography telling all about your life and times with Bang & Olufsen...

Lee

How about:

Beosexual – the uncontrollable desire for a gleaming new product

Usually followed by:

Beopoverty - the state of having overspent on B&O

...Beocool...

Beorealist

Beoclassical

Beodiversity

Beoelectric

I always liked the German word beobachten.

j0hnbarker:

Not wanting to mix my Beoterms and Beoposters up, but I was always fond of Dude1's 'Bangvision' and 'Bangsound' :)

Actually, I think Bangsung pretty much sums it up right now.

cozza:

Actually, I think Bangsung pretty much sums it up right now.

Perhaps you are expressing too much  BeoCriticism?

Or am I being BeoFooled?

I do not wish to hi-jack the thread...but let me roll back over something here.  Dude1's liberties with the nomenclature can be, and have been, seen as amusing, annoying, even innovative.  But I answer the phone at work a lot, and there are enough B&O owners out there (and I expect here) who aren't even certain what the name of the product they own is...and I can state firmly that when they tell me they are having trouble with a "Beo 4" that they bought, they are just as likely to mean a BeoVision 4 or a BeoSound 4 as they are the remote control (and don't get me started on BeoLab 4's).  So one may be artistic, even Avant Garde if that is the intent...but don't expect everyone to 'get it'...and don't be surprised at confusion when it crops up.

Rant over...back on topic.

Anyone here on Xbox Live can send  a friend request to BeoBoy....    No, I wasn't brave enough to put that on the license plate on my car...that's B&O Guy.

Beopenury:

A state induced by visiting or indeed frequenting a Bang & Olufsen retailer.

From time to time I've heard the brand referred to as Bang & Awfulson. Freudian slip that is relevant sometimes

Opman

I've heard the brand name mispronounced as "Bang and Awfulson". Do they know something we don't?

BeoPants:

A term used to aptly describe some current products that do not meet customers expectations and perfom adequately, thus leading to BeoPenury resulting in the urgent prescription of BeoProzac.

  'So one may be artistic, even Avant Garde if that is the intent...'

Is that being Beovision Avant Garde?

What about beoish?

jldmelb:

 

  'So one may be artistic, even Avant Garde if that is the intent...'

 

Is that being Beovision Avant Garde?

I was waiting for that.  

Perhaps we need a new drink, or at least a new Toast:  Beogoodcheer

Hello?  Anyone?  Is this thing on?

Beotosh - "bollocks sometimes spouted about B&O"

BeoLounge (noun):  very, very slow.