Well Okay, here's a monkey joke:

A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.

All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"

"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used!".

Jandyt:

They're all here, just not bloody posting!  Poor monkey!

Yup.... we are all lazy bones  

Foxtrott, the lazy bone from Vienna 

Final three, and we’re into the medal positions!

Gettin the Bronze tonight is some lucky guy that’s sure 'beat the house' on this one.  Fancy monkeying around listening to your favourite music? Well, you can with this – it’s a Bang & Olufsen BeoSound 2 Mp3 player!

You can keep your Apples (bananas are best obviously, but they don’t make iPods) as this provides sound quality that only a full-scale yodel from my film idol Tarzan can match.

The super lucky winner of this artful creation is..

Mr R. Sgherri (SKApretto71) of Firenze, Italy

Very well done to you - enjoy!

Hi

I am just about ready for this evenings surprice

 /Frede

Felicitazioni SKApretto71!

Jandyt:

Nice one!

Now, back to business. Beosound 2's coming up!

Just missed it Andy, unlucky 

I won (bang1) I better renew my membership then

Andy then you almost been in my hometown

Thanks 

Philinn:

Final three, and we’re into the medal positions!

 

Gettin the Bronze tonight is some lucky guy that’s sure 'beat the house' on this one.  Fancy monkeying around listening to your favourite music? Well, you can with this – it’s a Bang & Olufsen BeoSound 2 Mp3 player!

 

You can keep your Apples (bananas are best obviously, but they don’t make iPods) as this provides sound quality that only a full-scale yodel from my hero Tarzan can match.

 

The super lucky winner of this artful creation is..

 

Mr R. Sgherri (SKApretto71) of Firenze, Italy

 

Very well done to you - enjoy!

Bad luck Andy, but congratulations to the lucky winner.

Craig

Silver Medal time, here we have Second Prize in the May 2008 Draw..

Now – this is funkier than my good buddy Bubbles doing a dance duet with Michael.. It’s the coolest remote in the whole world bar none and it’s here to be given away for nothing!

It’s called a Beo5, and it’s the very latest creation from the sheep watching guys up in the green fields that sit in their idea rooms. PDB has told me all about them – they sound like boffin-type-hippies to me..

Anyway – the winner of this, and the guy that’s dropped a cup full of coins outta the slot machine is..

Mr A. Petschak (petchyyyyyyyyyy) of Bradford, UK

May the force be with you and all that stuff..

Jandyt:

Ooooh!
You are so lucky.
I've been to Firenze in my camione!

Thought he might have been online, he posted ont the "Prize draw is coming soon" thread

Jandyt:

Ooooh!
You are so lucky.
I've been to Firenze in my camione!

Bet you have the pictures too.

Craig

BandOkie:

rayfenwick:

BandOkie:

Is there some exciting football match on the tele in the EU right now?  It is very quiet out there?  I make a motion that the DrawChimp offers a prize and the first one to claim it, gets it.

 

Don't say that... my connection takes latency to whole new levels...  I'm currently getting excited over May's draw...  [:'(] 

Motion withdrawn.

Thanks BandOkie...   

Craig:

Jandyt:

Ooooh!
You are so lucky.
I've been to Firenze in my camione!

 

Bet you have the pictures too.

 

Craig

I sense a new photo thread coming...

Tme for the top prize.

Craig

Now – would anyone like to know who’s got the big one? PDB told me to keep you all in suspenders, but I think he meant suspense..  He told me ‘no monkey business’ – but I just cant help myself – its in my nature!

Anyone want to see who's won?  5 'Yes' votes and i'll drop the winners name!

DrawChimp 

Just tell me !

/frede

Yes, yes, yes. yes, yes.

Craig