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If you have anything to say - please tell!enCommunityServer 2008 SP2 (Build: 31104.93)https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272821.aspxThu, 29 Apr 2010 09:31:08 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272821Craig0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272821.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272821<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>jldmelb:</strong></div><div></p> <p>There will be a Mothers Meeting for fathers only.</p> <p>Admission is free, </p> <p>you pay at the door.</p> <p>Bring your own seats,</p> <p>we&#39;ll sit on the floor</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div> <p></div></blockquote></p> <p>Brilliant!!! I like it<img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Craig<img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/01.gif" alt="Smile" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272788.aspxThu, 29 Apr 2010 01:53:40 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272788Jonathan0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272788.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272788<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Craig:</strong></div><div> <p>My Father also used to tell me strange rhymes like...............</p> <ol> <li>One fine day in the middle of the night,<br /></li> <li>Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]<br /></li> <li>Back to back they faced each other,<br /></li> <li>Drew their swords and shot each other,<br /> <p>&nbsp;</p> </li> <li>One was blind and the other couldn&#39;t, see<br /></li> <li>So they chose a dummy for a referee.<br /></li> <li>A blind man went to see fair play,<br /></li> <li>A dumb man went to shout &quot;hooray!&quot;<br /> <p>&nbsp;</p> </li> <li>A paralysed donkey passing by,<br /></li> <li>Kicked the blind man in the eye,<br /></li> <li>Knocked him through a nine inch wall,<br /></li> <li>Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,<br /> <p>&nbsp;</p> </li> <li>A deaf policeman heard the noise,<br /></li> <li>And came to arrest the two dead boys, </li> <li>If you don&#39;t believe this story&rsquo;s true,<br /></li> <li>Ask the blind man he saw it too! </li> </ol> <p>Sorry about the numbers, cant get rid of them.</p> <p>Another one</p> <p>One freezing hot day in winter.</p> <p>When the snow was raining fast.</p> <p>A bare footed girl with clogs on.</p> <p>Came slowly running past.</p> <p>She turned a straight crooked corner,</p> <p>and saw a dead donkey dying.</p> <p>So she picked up a brick that she couldn&#39;t lift, </p> <p>and sent the poor donkey flying.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>One last one...</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Yesterday upon the stairs I met a man who wasn&#39;t there</p> <p>He wasn&#39;t there again today, I wish that he would go away.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Craig<img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/01.gif" alt="Smile" /></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <div style="CLEAR:both;"></div> </div></blockquote></p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>There will be a Mothers Meeting for fathers only.</p> <p>Admission is free, </p> <p>you pay at the door.</p> <p>Bring your own seats,</p> <p>we&#39;ll sit on the floor</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272778.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:37:06 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272778Evan0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272778.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272778<p>Night all!</p> <p>Whooooosh!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272777.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:36:07 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272777Evan0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272777.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272777<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Jandyt:</strong></div><div> <p>Hey up!&nbsp; Just got an email that I have been winked at on Dating Direct by someone called PoshBay. Must go and investigate, so will call it a do!<br />Thanks again for a great night. See you if poss on Friday for the prize draw.</p> <p><strong><em><span style="font-size:xx-large;color:#c0c0c0;font-family:impact,chicago;">WWHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH<span style="color:#f9051e;">H</span>!!!!!!!</span></em></strong></p> <div style="CLEAR:both;"></div> </div></blockquote></p> <p>Pleasant dreams Andy! </p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272776.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:35:16 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272776tournedos0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272776.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272776<p>Going as well... see you next week I hope!</p> <p>...w...</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272775.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:29:32 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272775burantek0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272775.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272775<p>Need to buy a new soul-catcher...</p> <p>wush</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272774.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:29:05 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272774tournedos0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272774.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272774<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>burantek:</strong></div><div></p> <p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Jandyt:</strong></div><div>Hey up!&nbsp; Just got an email that I have been winked at on Dating Direct by someone called PoshBay. Must go and investigate, so will call it a do!</div></blockquote></p> <p>Andy... that was PashBoy...</p> <div style="clear:both;"></div> <p></div></blockquote></p> <p><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /> Good night Andy!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272773.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:28:26 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272773burantek0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272773.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272773<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Jandyt:</strong></div><div>Hey up!&nbsp; Just got an email that I have been winked at on Dating Direct by someone called PoshBay. Must go and investigate, so will call it a do!</div></blockquote></p> <p>Andy... that was PashBoy...</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272772.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:28:20 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272772bayerische0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272772.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272772<p>My visit was short today, maybe next week I&#39;ll have more energy!</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Cheers everyone!</p> <p>Whoosh.</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272771.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:23:53 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272771Jandyt0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272771.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272771<p>Hey up!&nbsp; Just got an email that I have been winked at on Dating Direct by someone called PoshBay. Must go and investigate, so will call it a do!<br />Thanks again for a great night. See you if poss on Friday for the prize draw.</p> <p><strong><em><span style="font-size:xx-large;color:#c0c0c0;font-family:impact,chicago;">WWHHHOOOOSSSSSHHHHH<span style="color:#f9051e;">H</span>!!!!!!!</span></em></strong></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272770.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:22:02 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272770bayerische0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272770.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272770<p>Nice one!!!</p> <p><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /><img src="http://forum.beoworld.org/emoticons/58.gif" alt="Laughing" /></p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272769.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:21:57 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272769tournedos0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272769.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272769<p>Good night Simon. I think I better start this pre-whoosing thing as well...</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272768.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:21:32 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272768burantek0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272768.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272768<p>Night Simon!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272767.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:21:25 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272767Evan0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272767.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272767<p><blockquote><div><img src="https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/Themes/beotheme1/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Jandyt:</strong></div><div> <p>23:15 here Ev!&nbsp; New pupe in the morning, don&#39;t want to be yawning, init?</p> <div style="CLEAR:both;"></div> </div></blockquote></p> <p>Oh you will be fine. There is no way you could be worse than my instructor falling asleep!</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272766.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2010 17:20:49 GMT41a2a90c-3a1e-4bd3-b144-3883695a7f38:272766wirralsimon0https://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/thread/272766.aspxhttps://archivedforum.beoworld.org:443/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=13&PostID=272766<p>Its a Whoooosh! from me.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Goodnight everyone!</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Simon</p><div style="clear:both;"></div>