PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In – Version 10.1 – Activated.

Mission – To give away lots of Bang & Olufsen Prizes

Location – En Route to BeoWorld HQ

ETA – 8.45pm

Limo Status – Sat in the back with a Gin & Tonic thank you very much..

Draw Commences – 9.00pm

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#3, please!

A great line up Botty!

Sorry I'll miss it - I've got to go and get my usual thrashing at the Pub Quiz tonight!

I won't unmute my laptop until I get my Lab4's.

Actually, seems like #9 is the only thing I have already...

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In

Status – Traffic clear, G&T’s going down well.  Very well…

Limo Status – Driver stopping for Havana Cigar.  For me of course!

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*waves* what-ho Northerners

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In

Status – At BeoWorld HQ – ready for the draw.

Champagne Status – Poured.  Gin & Tonic supplies obliterated.

Chocolates – Oh, there they are. That's a BIG box..  Nice!

Cigar – Yes please.

Bot Status – Happy.  Looking forward to dishing out some Prizes

It's only a quarter of an hour until the starting flag is waved vigorously to indicate the start of the 'BeoWorld Prize Draw' for September 2010 – so put down whatever you're doing, rub your eyes and poke the wax out of your ears with a small stick - right now!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !! I'm sitting in my big important chair just waiting to leap up gracefully, do a triple salchow on the desk, then rest my titanium toe piece gently but stylishly on the winners button, thus bestowing stunningly brilliant goodies upon some lucky winners… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!!

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, shave your left arm and call it Lucy, fashion three empty crisp packets into a bouquet of plastic flowers and present them to Jandyt whilst he's on a driving lesson, remove your shoes and fill them with jam for no apparent reason, have your local drop-in centre knit a gilet from powerlink cables and hum constantly whilst wearing it because they knitted it from Mk1 cables.  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  Chances are, you are.. 

Good evening, Botty!  Best of luck to everyone!

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Prize?  Botty is here in your very own BeoWorld HQ and is ready to launch prizes worldwide.  It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the prizes being given away. Well, I've no idea - really.

For £2.50 a Month, YOU can win any of these - every month.  You'll also be supporting the best site on the internet too !!

Back in a few moments - I'm just off to top up the Champers...

Bring it on, PDB!

OK I'm ready to go - Tea in glass!

Ready set go!

Okay Ladies and Gentlemen.. a draw will now start, right here and now!  Good to see so many people online tonight, it makes me happy and proud to be so utterly loved by one and all...

What? You're here to see if you've won a prize? At least humour me and say you're here to see your old Botty..

Okay

10th Prize - an Official Bang & Olufsen Polo Shirt

Kindly donated to BeoWorld by Bang & Olufsen, here we have an official Bang & Olufsen 'staff issue' Polo Shirt! Finished in Jet Black and of a quality you'd expect from a top designer brand, this fashion statement will wash and wear for years to come and look as good as the day it was proudly removed from it's cellophane wrapper. Of course, the 'BANG & OLUFSEN' logo is boldly embrioidered on the left *** for all to see - giving the world a chance to see you appreciate the very best in Audio Visual products (and have style, taste, good looks etc etc). Another super prize that can't be bought in the shops!

Tonights first winner is..

Mr J. Wallace (jwallwest) of Massachusetts, USA

Very smart indeed - well done!!

evman140:

OK I'm ready to go - Tea in glass!

Ready set go!

 

Tea in glass? Are you the new me?

I'm ready

Congrats, Mr. Wallace. You will look smart!

Congrats jwallwest!

PrizeDrawBot:

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, shave your left arm and call it Lucy, fashion three empty crisp packets into a bouquet of plastic flowers and present them to Jandyt whilst he's on a driving lesson, remove your shoes and fill them with jam for no apparent reason, have your local drop-in centre knit a gilet from powerlink cables and hum constantly whilst wearing it because they knitted it from Mk1 cables.  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!

Present, unless I fall asleep at the keyboard ...

WOO WEE USA!

beocool:

evman140:

OK I'm ready to go - Tea in glass!

Ready set go!

Tea in glass? Are you the new me?

I'm afraid so Beek, the torch has been passed. I'm sure Botty will give you a parting gift!

evman140:

WOO WEE USA!

beocool:

evman140:

OK I'm ready to go - Tea in glass!

Ready set go!

Tea in glass? Are you the new me?

 

I'm afraid so Beek, the torch has been passed. I'm sure Botty will give you a parting gift!

I hope you get a welcome gift! 

Me & Lucy are present for a present

9th Prize - Bang & Olufsen (The Crowood Collectors Series)

Here we have THE reference book for B&O. Written by BeoWorld's friends Nick and Tim Jarman (owners of the brilliant Beocentral website) this book introduces the world of Bang & Olufsen, from the futuristic audio and hi-fi systems to the elegant television sets and attractive portable models which have captivated enthusiasts for the best part of four decades.

As we all know, Bang & Olufsen have striven to design items that stand the test of time, being both technologically innovative and stylish - so find out 'the ones to have' and 'the ones to avoid' as far as collecting goes in this very book! It also has some of the best photographs of older B&O products that you will find.

The winner is…

Mr J. Tinning (jstinning) from Preston, UK

Jolly well done to you - happy reading!

Congrats jstinning!