Well, I’m limbering up my mechanical fingers ready for some fast typing during the draw, and my excitement chips have just been fired up.

In one hours time, it all kicks off !!

PrizeDrawBot

Good luck everybody!

I'm present!!!

hello robot, if archie win the draw, i contact you .........

Coolskin: you should say: 'HE CAN WALK on his own.' Using 'its' is for something that does not have a gender, such as a computer.

Great news! I wish him well while he adventures his new walking skill, and safe landings incase he tumbles over.

Regards,
English Language Protection Officer

You are getting personal now!! We gender non specific people should stick together!

On the subject of language policing, someone not a million miles away was noticed to use the phrase 'quite unique'. I dare say the fingers slipped on the keyboard for that one!

Robot, if i win the first prize, i send you my new creation, only for you, i'm afraid than you are alone each last days of the month....

 

my next creation will be a translate machine french-english 

And so says a man from Turin!

I'm all set here, got my first tin of Holsten Pils on the go.
Now I wonder which colour I will choose for my new computer speakers

Andy T.

Altering the draw as I type!

That's a point Rob!
Are you a him, a her or an it?

Having seen the picture posted, have decided to upgrade to red oiled male.

Okay, Metal Mickey just left to go drinking with C3PO (old friend of his from Panto that apparently starred in a few sci-fi’s), and they are meeting me later for a few pints of Castrol . In the meantime, so it’s just me and you folks.  In half an hour, we will all be glued to our screen for the November Prize Draw. I can feel the tension building!

PrizeDrawBot

Oh I see, this is all turning out into the usual, "let's all hate the police officer."

Just to clarify, 'unique' is correct spelling PrizeDrawBot, I recommend you download the updated version of Spell Checker for your system.

Mr. T,

It seems you are back to comment about my job in yet another negative and hostile manner in another thread. Please feel free to arrange a meeting with me in person, if you care to take this issue any further. Be aware that I will have organised official cover from armed police and the SAS will be on standby, just incase. Oh and we shall also be clamping your car upon arrival.

Regards,
English Language Protection Officer

Henry:

Oh I see, this is all turning out into the usual, "let's all hate the police officer."

Just to clarify, 'unique' is correct spelling PrizeDrawBot, I recommend you download the updated version of Spell Checker for your system.

Mr. T,

It seems you are back to comment about my job in yet another negative and hostile manner in another thread. Please feel free to arrange a meeting with me in person, if you care to take this issue any further. Be aware that I will have organised official cover from armed police and the SAS will be on standby, just incase. Oh and we shall also be clamping your car upon arrival.

Regards,
English Language Protection Officer

Actually it was the quite bit that I was referring to!

Unique cannot really be qualified - it is either unique or it isn't! However this is the web and all sorts of things pass muster! Especially between friends! Even metal ones!  

I feel I have to stick up for my bosom buddy, Prizedrawbot.
I don't think he was suggesting that 'unique' was spelled incorrectly, but that the phrase 'quite unique is ridiculous.
Something is either unique or not.

Is it Wednesday?

Fifteen Minutes…  Come on, get those last-minute jobs done!  Ask whoever else is in the house politely to leave you alone whilst you bite your nails, then start saying a few prayers to your very own God of Luck.  If you don’t have one, I would strongly advise making one out of cardboard and sitting him or her on top of your computer screen in around 15 minutes time..

PrizeDrawBot

I'm here, sir!!

 Oh, pants. I'm only bronze.

Good luck to everyone anyway!! 

Would you be kind enough to let me know when it's seven minutes to go, then I can nip out for a f*g.

38 member online and climbing. Pitty Peter couldn't make it, you'd like him Rob!

I understand that Peter looks on from afar - always struck me as a bit of an odd chap!

Six mins, Andy! You'll have to suck that horrible thing like a fresh McDonalds shake!!!

Well I'm certainly looking on from "afar"  .....

Good luck to all

Rubicon:

Well I'm certainly looking on from "afar"  .....

Good luck to all

There are many Peter's on BeoWorld.

WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS BEOWORLD PRIZE DRAW FOR SEPTEMBER!!

Here we go folks. My fingers are ready, my chips are buzzing, and I can feel winners in my circuitry! Oh, I love these draws.  I’d do them for free if I didn’t have homes on six continents, a fleet of supercars and a Yacht to run. Honest!

In a couple of minutes time, I will be announcing the first of our TEN lucky winners this evening, who will all have a share in the Thousands of Pounds worth of amazing prizes to be given away tonight FREE to all our Gold Members.

Remember – Gold Membership gets you all the excitement of tonight TWELVE times! Not only this, but it supports BeoWorld and helps pay for server costs and all of the other costs associated with running such a professional website!

Get that drink, sit comfortably, and cross your fingers!

PrizeDrawBot
 

Good Luck to everyone!

And ....... action!