[quote user="Jandyt"] Well as I started to gather speed past W H Smith, I noticed people crossing the road at the Zebra near Johnson's Dry Cleaners. I had no choice. In an instant, I contemplated throwing my piephone at some random person, and shouting "Here, Catch!", but in the same instant, worked out that the chances of the

Good evening, Nikola!

[quote user="burantek"] [quote user="burantek"] [quote user="Craig"]He has what I like to call a warped sense of humor. So do I come to think about it. Like Father like son as they say. Not sure if thats a good thing. [/quote] Nothing wrong with that... my dad was the same way. [/quote] Speaking of that... 1.) hors d'oeuvres

[quote user="burantek"] [quote user="vikinger"] [quote user="Craig"] [quote user="burantek"] [quote user="Craig"]Mmmm , nice dognuts them.[/quote] [/quote] Sorry Jeff, it's what my Father always calls them. He has some strange names for things. For example, the piece of glass in the roof of your

[quote user="Jandyt"] Well, as I started gently squeezing the front brake, my body started leaning forward and also there was a great deal of yaw to the right. I cleverly realised that if I were to continue squeezing, I would fall off in front of a crowded street of Saturday shoppers. I also worked out that I could not let go of me piephone

[quote user="vikinger"] [quote user="Puncher"] [quote user="beocool"] [quote user="burantek"] [quote user="tournedos"] [quote user="Puncher"] I think it was struggling with all the pages I had open - 3 wed© related, the Daily Mirror crossword, a fully DSP book pdf (>600 pages) and google

[quote user="burantek"] [quote user="tournedos"] [quote user="Puncher"] I think it was struggling with all the pages I had open - 3 wed© related, the Daily Mirror crossword, a fully DSP book pdf (>600 pages) and google news. I guess it just can't multitask as well as me! [/quote] I seem to have two Firefox windows

[quote user="Jandyt"] Onyhoo, having already missed Craig, I didn't want to miss Kimberly as we had arranged to go uot in the evening and this call was concerning meet-up times. (Non romantic, I hasten to add) Now, I didn't particularly want to stop still as I was topless, so Like a moron, decided to take my piephone out of my left

Good evening, Graham. It would be nice to see some pictures of the event, Andy!

[quote user="Jandyt"] I always put a bare foot on my stainless Steel draining board while Hoovering my PC. It stops static goosing everything Craig. [/quote] Priceless