Perhaps if we were to run in opposite directions round a mountain in Swiss land realy fast, we could create a new entity, a sort of..... er... god!

Well done Craig. Your last one was by Edward Leer or King Leer or something I believe. Oh, the Elephant is a bonny bird As it flits from bough to bough. It makes it's nest in a rhubarb tree And whistles like a cow. and On the merry Month of Liverpool, In the city of July, The rain was snowing very hard and the streets were very dry.

Dobre Dan Svetty!

Uncanny. So many of our incidents and memories mirror each other. People out there may think we are one and the same! Maybe we are!

Yeah Beek, the phone is fine, and my injuries were not bad enough to stop people clearing a space for me on the dance floor in The Dog that evening. I did actually take a short 20 second video of me riding my bike down the river road, but have no idea how to get it from my piephone onto Beoworld.

Evening Niko! Whats with this roof sh1te? I have been quiet recently on Beoworld as I have six million things to do at once, but sitting on my roof ain't one of them. Graham, Niko?

Well as I started to gather speed past W H Smith, I noticed people crossing the road at the Zebra near Johnson's Dry Cleaners. I had no choice. In an instant, I contemplated throwing my piephone at some random person, and shouting "Here, Catch!", but in the same instant, worked out that the chances of the person catching it was about 43

Well, as I started gently squeezing the front brake, my body started leaning forward and also there was a great deal of yaw to the right. I cleverly realised that if I were to continue squeezing, I would fall off in front of a crowded street of Saturday shoppers. I also worked out that I could not let go of me piephone, and to quickly swap my right

Evening Graham. Don't worry about the Kensington fred. As long as I have breff in my body, there is a chance it will be completed.

Onyhoo, having already missed Craig, I didn't want to miss Kimberly as we had arranged to go uot in the evening and this call was concerning meet-up times. (Non romantic, I hasten to add) Now, I didn't particularly want to stop still as I was topless, so Like a moron, decided to take my piephone out of my left poquette with my left hand and