Now come on lads, if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. Hi there Mr 9Lee, your BMW 5 series is here but we don't have the doors or the boot yet. Would you like to take it for a quick spin? I think not.

Gary. Whatever you do, DON'T leave Beoworld due to a difference of opinion. Just let it waft over you, and have pleasant thoughts about the day you won second prize in our first ever draw. We all have different attitudes and have different ways of speaking. What would seem a perfectly natural thing to say to one person may be highly offensive to

Dying to plug them in but the jobs not finnished yet. I've to sort out the frets now.

They look pretty damned good

The piece of white wadding that I am pointing at was originally stuffed into the back of the woofer so I did the same. As I mated the two items together I was also gently rocking the whole unit back until it was lying on it's back. Just a case of replacing the six screws and tightening up.

Then offer the front up to the enclosure and connect the two wires. I had previously marked 'grey' near the relevant connector (sensible)

So I put three teeny-weeny specks of blu-tack to hold it up whilst placing the speaker fronts on the cabinets

Standing the speaker enclosure on the table, there is a foam rubber gasket on the top of the speaker, no foamrot here But the damn thing keeps falling off!

Replace the four metal clamps with their rubber blocks under them an tighten the screws tightly. Unbelievably, I almost forgot to connect the wires to the driver! I previously had marked one of the terminals 'red'.

Then introduce the driver to the gasket, ensuring the electrical connectors are nearest to the circuit board.