9 LEE: Funny BeoWorld News Item Brilliant mate. Andy T.

Trust you to lower the tone!

You are going to get a shock tomorrow Pete. I actually live in a Portacabin.

Are you allowed to say pelvis, bed and stack in one post? (or Barnsley!!) Oh, pelvis, sorry!

Apparently the epicentre was in Lincolnshire somewhere. Only one person reported to be injured. Chimney fell on someone in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

Yes, we had an earthquake last night at 1.00 am (UK time) It measured 5.2 on the Reichter scale, the biggest for twentyfive years and scared me seriously. Be interesting to know how far apart Beoworlders felt it. I'm in Lancashire,north-west England and felt everything move for about 4 seconds. How about you? Andy T.

Puncher: On a birthday note, my wife's birthday is on Friday (29th Feb). Guess Mrs P doesn't need to convert to Celsius then! Have to sign off I'm afraid, Medium sized family members have arrived now. Catch you all tomorrow for the Wed thred© Thanks again. Andy T.

Cheers Mark

Excuse my absence, little family members just brought prezzies round. Lab 5s sounds good!

Better dash out for a quick fig then.