Thankfully, absolutely everybody found it hilarious. Insurance details were swapped, and it appears Team Chavtastic are insured by 'Burberry Direct', The Camels are insured by 'Hump & Co' - and the Wombles are insured by 'Uncle Bulgarias Imaginary Insurance Brokers' - I think we'll let them all sort it out later.. After

So... looking at the car positions - here's what happened.. in about 4 seconds. The Penguins pull away, The Law start to reverse. The Camels pull forward to block The Law in. Team Chavtastic set off after the Camels. Team Womble reverse, not seeing The Camels. Team Womble hears a 'Crunch' and sees The Camels front bumper disappear from view

Oh, i forgot. The Camels came up with the 'most novel way to 'wear' a penguin'.. Genius - we all laughed...

About 90 miles to go, and we all agree on another pit stop 'en-masse'. Now, look at where we are - look at where Team Chavtastic (Red Escort) is, and look at the Camel.. you'll need that for a couple of posts time.. The local 'Guardia Civil' come cruising into the Services after we've been there about 5 minutes, but i really

Here's the Nova covered in playing cards passing us.. they 'insulating taped' their penguin to the passenger wing mirror!

After what seems an eternity of driving like we are pedalling a car with no engine and getting passed by lorries.. uphill, we eventually spot the convoy! We manage to identify Team Chavtastic, The Nova Covered in playing cards, The Law, The Camels, The Penguins and it'll be Team Womble making it six. As we pass the Penguins, they hand us one of

Now we're travelling a little more slowly, we get more time to take in the scenery around us. So, we decide that none of us would ever like to stay in this hotel.. Imagine what the receptionist must say when he/she answers the phone! I would imagine it's been slammed down on them a few times by shocked English folk !!

The 3 Penguins of the Apocolypse text back, and they aren't that far behind.. If we just slow down, they ought to catch us up - so we text them back and say we'll plod for a while. They text back that they're in a convoy - cool !! Here's a close up of their bonnet artwork by the way - impressive!

All is going well about half way into our 340 mile journey. We put on the ipod, listen to rousing tunes to keep us all awake and wonder where the other Ramshacklers are... I think we must have missed the really early bunch but beaten the hangover mob.. So, we stop at our first services. After fully checking all the levels on the car as we have done

RAMSHACKLE RALLY - VALENCIA 2008 - DAY FOUR An early start back in the car park of the bar we went to last night, and everyone has stopped looking shattered and flicked into 'AutoPilot' - the sense of anticipation is evident, and the goal is in sight. Todays task is simple.. 'What's the Password' and 'What's the Phone Number'